I made coffee at home this morning, but we didn’t have any milk in our not-working refrigerator, so I had to use powdered creamer. Ick a lot. It tasted awful because I hate powder creamer. On my way to work, I swung past your Preble location (very convenient for me, by the way) and ordered my medium hazelnut with sugar and SKIM MILK. See that? SKIM MILK. And yet, as I drink my coffee, it sure tastes a lot like you used creamer in it. I am not a happy camper. I asked for skim milk. Why do you hurt me so?
I’ll give you a second chance, but you’re on warning because I’m buying more milk for our house tonight–so I won’t need to stop by your location as often.
Let this be a lesson to you–don’t mess with my coffee.