The other night, Zoey was having a hard time sleeping, so she ended up in our bed between Greg and I.
Typically, when I carry her into our room in the middle of the night, I always lay her down on one side of my pillow–so that I can lay down on the other side of the pillow. So we can SHARE it, right? But she ALWAYS moves over so that she’s in the middle of the pillow–and I’m always left with only a few inches of pillow and bed space.
Same thing happened the other night. I laid her down and while I was trying to wrestle the blanket out from underneath Scout (who insists on sleeping on our bed every night), Zoey moved over to the middle of the pillow. So, when I laid down, I gently moved her back to the side of the pillow.
“Heh. You have big butt.”
At 3:30 in the morning, my daughter decided to inform me of this. Across the bed, I heard Greg snicker.